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Planet-F1 reveals Schumacher’s secret thoughts

Michael Schumacher

Planet-F1 have managed to secure exclusive access to Michael Schumacher’s diary entries from the lead up to his Formula One comeback with Mercedes-Benz.

Here’s a teaser:

It would be a strange scenery joining Jenson. I believe he had a poster picture of me on his bedroom wall as a teenager – in between Cindy Crawford and Samantha Fox. I hope he dreamt about me in the right way, you know what I mean… ! Oh yes, this is something else I plan for my comeback year. I am aiming at being 42% funnier than 2006 when I retired. It’s the way I am them telling.”

Follow the link below for the full story and some more laughs.

[Source: Planet-F1 | Thanks to ‘Jackie Chan’ for the tip]

2 replies on “Planet-F1 reveals Schumacher’s secret thoughts”

I am more famous than Schumacher. 168% funnier too. And I can hold more microphone than he can.

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